Friday, June 19, 2009

Words for Women to Live By

Here you go ladies -- we will be gone for a week again so I'm leaving you with some words to live by until we return -- enjoy your week, see you soon.

1. Aspire to be Barbie - the bitch has everything.

2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok.. They know me here.

9. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

10. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny..

11. When life gives you lemons in 2009 - turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

12. Remember where ever there is a good looking; sweet, single or married man there is some woman tired of his bullshit!

13. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

14. If it has Tires or Testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

15. By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

7 comments:

Duni said...

Heehee! Very good advice!

BeadedTail said...

Excellent advice! Hope you have a great week!

I left an award for you on my blog today:
http://beadedtail.blogspot.com/2009/06/happy-sadieday_20.html

Split Rock Ranch said...

Amen Sistah! Have a great week.

rkdsign88 said...

I love the advice. Number 15 will be karma for me :)
I hope you have fun Nancy, wherever you are.

Meghann said...

LOL, too funny :)

Hot Rocks said...

Too funny! Love number 3!

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