Friday, July 17, 2009

Top 10 Dog Pet Peeves

We are off to our cabin for another week so I thought I'd leave you with another funny e-mail that was sent to me. I thought it was adorable so here goes -- enjoy -- it's cute! Top 10 Dog Pet Peeves (there are a few of Lena's in here too as you can see from the photo :)

'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!
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'2'

Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG
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'3'

Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!
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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.
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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
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'7'
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop, do you?

6 comments:

storybeader said...

too funny! very true... {:-D

Kristin at My Art and the Mom in Me said...

LOL!! :)

Duni said...

Ahahaha! That is so funny!
And very, very true.

Thanks for sharing.

Census (aka Cen aka June.S) said...

These just made me roll around!! Thanks for sharing.

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Grace said...

I got that in my email too - Loved it, so funny...

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